i hate my iPhone

I hate my iPhone 3gs because:

It cost $1500 for me in Brazil.
The signal and 3G and EDGE and Wifi Sucks.
The camera sucks.
The unlock sucks.
The jailbreak sucks.
The screen cracked in the first fall from my bed.
The OS is limited.
Dont have multitasking.
Dont have Porn Apps;
To download free apps you neeed to put your credit card information.
And, in the apple website, the iPhone 3G is $99 and the 3GS is $199. But no... The 8GB 3GS is $500 without a fucking at&t plan.
At&T: "Less bars in more places"
shit